Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Strange Hawaiian Petroglyphs

What can I tell you, when you are walking lava covered beaches you tend to look down (so as not to face plant) and you can see things that can cause you to question your reality plane.

While walking a beach on the west side of Hawaii, in the Kona district we came upon a number of petroglyphs, actually rock engravings, but I don't know what those are called.

One of the first ones we came upon would/should be part of a "Chariots of the Gods" investigation for the History Channel, as it appeared to represent an alien being.

Not sure how old it may be, but as you can see it has Spook-like ears, an SNL cone-head cranium shape and if you look closely there are faint antenna like "My Favorite Martian".

I guess if I were visiting earth, why go to somewhere the weather is an issue , e.g. Minnesota in January. I too would land in Hawaii as I guess these extraterrestrials did sometime in the distany past.

The next rock engraving changed how I understood that spread of Christianity to the islands. I always understood it to be Catholic Missionaries in the 1800's.

This engraving would seem to indicate that the Lutherans made it here first, and far earlier then the 1800's, it is a rock engraving after all.

From the looks of it, it was probably the same Lutheran sect that now makes the little chrome plastic fish seen on many car bumpers.

We didn't find any with the minnows following so that must be a more recent addition.

The last engraving I found the most amazing. I always understood the initial discovers, from my small understanding of island history, to be the Polynesian tribes moving north from the South Pacific islands to lay claim to the Hawaiian Islands.

This engraving would indicate that another tribe made it here also, namely the Martini's. I felt proud of this since, I to partake in one of there current daily worship sessions called "Happy Hour".

I think this also proves that the sacred drink should always be drank "up" and with an "olive", although I am not sure where they got olives on the islands, but may indicate the Martini Tribe developed in the Mediterranean area.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I think the one pic looks like a Chihuahua!

Unknown said...

Punkerdoo! Chihuahua's in ancient Hawaii

Anonymous said...

The first one is most likely a turtle. That is the most common petroglyph that I've seen in Hawaii.